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¤Those Who Are Awesomeer Than Yoou.¤

^{We're Awesome.

Why? Why are we awesome? Because we said so! And because we haff mental disabilites, and we're crack babies. What's so awesome about that? Well, the fact that we have them and we're STILL this awesome is pretty dang amazing if you ask me.}

^{Who are we?

We are Sara :: [saraaa.] and Nikki :: [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]}

^{How To Become Awesome Like Us.}
^{Of Course, You'll Never Be Awesome Like Us! But You Can Come Close!}
^{1. Find out if you were a crack baby.

2.If you are a crack baby, great! If not... poor you! Claim you are a crack baby anyways!

3. Do you have a mental disability? Find out!

4. If you do, Great! If not... poor you! Claim you have one anyways!

5. Can you still function dispite all these awesome factors?

6. If you can, Great! If not... poor you! Claim you can anyways!

7. Ask for our approval to be semi-awesome!

8. You are now semi-awesome! (Hopefully)! Now bow down before us!

9. Now you can ask to become awesome!

10. You are now awesome! (Hopefully)! Now, again, bow down before us! This time you must kiss our feet!

11. Now you can ask to become almost-awesomer!

12. You are now almost-awesomer! (Hopefully)! Now, again again, bow down before us! Kiss our feet and feed us grapes! xD

13. Sorry, but that is as close as you can come to becoming awesomer! But be happy! Very few have come this far!}

^{Wannabe Semi-Awesomes

Semi-Awesomes

Fully Awesomes

Almost Awesomers}

2007-06-21 [Earoluim]: * Looks around and smiles a bit *

2007-06-21 [saraaa.]: Welcome to teh fortress =]

2007-06-21 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: xD

2007-06-21 [Earoluim]: * Bows head *

2007-06-21 [saraaa.]: Issh the fortress of awesomeness.

2007-06-21 [Earoluim]: * Chuckloes and nods head *

2007-06-21 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: Because we are awesomer!

2007-06-21 [saraaa.]: xD Yes we are!

2007-06-21 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: They just don't know it yet!

2007-06-21 [Earoluim]: lol.

2007-06-21 [saraaa.]: But soon the whole world will know!

2007-06-21 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: Perhaps, if you deem yourself worthy enough to advertise it? ;)

2007-06-21 [saraaa.]: Advertise? How should we advertise?

2007-06-21 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: *Points at my name*

2007-06-21 [saraaa.]: XD Oh!

2007-06-21 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: Yesh!

2007-06-21 [saraaa.]: Lol. Gosh I'm a dummy.

2007-06-21 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: Hehe, only a little!^.-

2007-06-21 [saraaa.]: Aw! Thanks! That really means a lot x33

2007-06-21 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: lol ooooooook

2007-06-21 [saraaa.]: lol =D

2007-06-27 [LauRAWR!]: sarah??

2007-06-27 [saraaa.]: Laura!

2007-06-28 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: Nikki!? *O.o* Oh, that's me...

2007-06-28 [saraaa.]: xD Yes, that is your name. You were born with it, remember?? That one!! XD

2007-06-30 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: Hmmm, nope, 'fraid not!

2007-06-30 [saraaa.]: Ohh this is bad. This is not good at all.

2007-07-02 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: It could very well be!

2007-07-02 [saraaa.]: I know!

2007-07-05 [Moonlyte]: What the heck?

2007-07-05 [saraaa.]: =D Welcome to teh fortress of Awesomerness!

2007-07-13 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: *Dies*

2007-07-13 [saraaa.]: ZOMG. You can't die!

2007-07-13 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: *Is dead*

2007-07-13 [saraaa.]: ZOMG NO! *runs in circles*

2007-07-16 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: *Giggles*

2007-07-16 [saraaa.]: *stops* *stares* O_O zomg dead people are giggling.

2007-07-18 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: Where?!

2007-07-19 [saraaa.]: Omg. Wait. But... you were... and I thought.. and... then how come... *falls over*

2007-07-19 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: *Stares* What...

2007-07-23 [saraaa.]: ^___^ I have no clue.

2007-07-24 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: Ok!

2007-07-24 [saraaa.]: YEAH! So what kind of trouble have you been into lately?

2007-07-26 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: Ehe, got fired from work.

2007-07-26 [saraaa.]: Nice! How'd you manage this, now?

2007-07-31 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: I tried to save a little boy from abuse by his parents and left the counter to get their license plate in the middle of an order...

2007-07-31 [saraaa.]: Ahahaha nice =]] Did you save the little boy?

2007-08-12 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: I gave it to my step-mother.

2007-08-12 [saraaa.]: O_O You did?

2007-08-12 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: Yah, it's sort of her job to take care of stuff like that.

2007-08-12 [saraaa.]: Ooooh, right. Didn't know that.

2007-08-14 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: No, I know you didn't

2007-08-14 [saraaa.]: Well obviously =D

2007-08-28 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: *Smiles*

2007-08-28 [saraaa.]: ^_^ SO! You haven't been on in a while =]

2007-09-14 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: No, it's been hectic. I was away from home from August 1-26 then I started grade 12 so yahhh... sorry

2007-09-14 [saraaa.]: oooh, that's... fun. HA, not really. Yeah I've been kinda busy, I guess. Swamped with homework every night ><

2007-09-15 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: No homework so far... at least not much. But deciding course changes and my future... UGH!

2007-09-15 [saraaa.]: Ughh, that realy would suck! I just have a ton of homework every night.

2007-09-16 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: I have three research papers this semester alone...

2007-09-16 [saraaa.]: Wow.. That must suck.

2007-09-16 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: Yeah, considering I've never done one before...

2007-09-17 [saraaa.]: HA, I have to do one next year.

2007-09-17 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: it sucks!

2007-09-18 [saraaa.]: last year, they took the 9th, 10th, and 11th to the oakmont library. which is HUGE. And they stayed there all day and studied for their research papers.

2007-09-19 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: Eeew...

2007-09-19 [saraaa.]: I know! But they got to eat downtown. I'd love that :D

2007-09-19 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: Still, eeew... We don't do research papers until grade 12.

2007-09-20 [saraaa.]: Haha, we do =]

2007-09-20 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: Sucks to be you! :D

2007-09-21 [saraaa.]: x3 i know!!!

2007-09-21 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooo very sick!

2007-09-22 [saraaa.]: :O I'm sorry! I'm just getting over being sick.

2007-09-22 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: Not meeee.... =( It's really bad too, my voice is crazy scratchy!

2007-09-22 [saraaa.]: OMIGOSH mine was too!! I didn't want to talk. I sounded like frankenstien =[

2007-09-25 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: Aaaand how do you know what frankenstein sounded like? Huh? HUH?!

2007-09-25 [saraaa.]: I don't know! Like all weirddd

2007-09-28 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: *Raises eyebrow suspiciously*

2007-09-29 [saraaa.]: haha, i dont know... like.. all scratchy... and gross sounding..

2007-09-30 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: Hmmm, that's what you think it could be all deep and foreboding for all you know!

2007-09-30 [saraaa.]: ha, probably =]

2007-10-02 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: Sounds more typical... It could be high and squeeky...

2007-10-04 [saraaa.]: Could be. But i'm like losing my voice now ><

2007-10-06 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: I'm all over it now.

2007-10-07 [saraaa.]: I'm kind of not.

2007-10-08 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: Aha, sucks to be youuuu

2007-10-08 [saraaa.]: yeah pretty muchly ><

2007-10-12 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: Mmmm, Tim Horton's

2007-10-12 [saraaa.]: =O
..-sings- All we need is love and beer, and old school metal and holiday cheer to be happy...

2007-10-13 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: ....If only..................

2007-10-14 [saraaa.]: sorry, that song was in my head

2007-10-17 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: Nah, I know the feeling

2007-10-17 [saraaa.]: ha yea=]

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